The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

Articles by Andrew

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Man Nails ’95 Theses’ to the Door of Local Church

November 11, 2016 Andrew

CLEARSPRING, MB 500 years after the Protestant Reformation began, area man Martin Loewen was so fed up with what he claimed were lapses from the truth faith that he nailed a list of 95 things […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Gather Today to Solemnly Forget

November 11, 2016 Andrew

WINKLER, MB During his annual Forgetfulness Day service, Reverend B. B. Broesky Jr. told congregants that there were many awful thing that happened in the past and it was best just to move on and […]

Unger Conviction

I Did Not Come to Bring Peace, But a Sword

November 11, 2016 Andrew

You have selected: “I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.” Please enjoy the following Bible verses on the topic of violence: “Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to […]

Unger Suspicion

Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hallelujah’ Added to Mennonite Hymnal

November 10, 2016 Andrew

MONTREAL, PQ In a tribute to one of the world’s great songwriters, the Mennonite Church has decided to add Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hallelujah’ to the hymnal, saying that it is “as beautiful and sacred as anything that’s […]

The Daily Bonnet

Small Town Residents Gather to Gawk at Mini Cooper

November 10, 2016 Andrew

FRIEDENSFELD, MB The presence of out-of-town yuppies in a 2006 Mini Cooper this week sparked a spontaneous outpouring of gawking as locals lined the streets to say, “hey, would you look at that!” while the […]

Posts pagination

« 1 … 675 676 677 … 718 »
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonite Woman Could Recognize Mrs. Dueck’s Buns Anywhere
    April 14, 2019
  • Canadian Tire Introduces New ‘Brooks, Alberta’ Scented Air Fresheners
    August 21, 2025
  • Winnipeg Woman Spontaneously Combusts After Venturing Outside the Perimeter
    July 12, 2018
  • Mennonite Newlyweds Already Planning their Upcoming Baby Shower
    November 29, 2021
  • What’s the 2023 Low German Word of the Year?
    November 28, 2023

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved