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Ten Amazing Mennonite-Related Google Trends Charts

April 3, 2018 Andrew

We’ve all recently discovered just how much information Google is tracking about us. Even Mennonites yet! So, I decided to use the compare function on Google Trends to see what was happening in the world […]

Unger Conviction

Local Free Church to Charge Admission

April 3, 2018 Andrew

BEZKOSHTOVNO, KS After declining tithing in recent years a Free Church in the small Kansas town of Bezkoshtovno has decided they have no choice but to charge a nominal admission charge of $7.99 per person. […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Man Embarks on New Career After a Weekend of Gorging on Oma’s Cooking

April 2, 2018 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON Local man Billy Fehr has decided to quit his job at the Leamington ketchup factory to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a professional sumo wrestler. Fehr said he made his decision after […]

The Daily Bonnet

Five Controversial Topics You Can’t Joke About With Mennonites

March 31, 2018 Andrew

Believe it or not, Mennonites like to laugh, it’s just that our list of laugh-worthy topics is more limited than others. In other words we have more taboo subjects than most. Writing Mennonite satire has […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Man Wows Audience with Stunning Performance of that Piano Song You Play with Your Knuckles

March 30, 2018 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC Local man Timothy Warkentin left audiences at South Abbotsford EMB stunned this week after his performance of that song you play by rolling your knuckles over a few black keys. It was the […]

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