TORONTO, ON Under the leadership of controversial minister and self-proclaimed prophet Claas Epp, a fringe Mennonite sect from Southern Ontario has walked all the way from Leamington to Toronto to await the rapture. “My cousin […]
WINKLER, MB Neighbour lady Mrs. Fehr has reported Mrs. Loewen next door for “repeatedly eating over the sink.” Mrs. Fehr claims she witnessed such behaviour more than a dozen times over the past year while […]
KENORA, ON A minor hockey team in Kenora is in tears tonight after the sound guy at the arena forgot to play “We Will Rock You” as the team entered the ice. The team subsequently […]
GOSHEN, IN Rumours about Mrs. Yoder spread like wildfire after she was seen playing Scrabble with Mr. Shenk at 6:15 and had moved on to challenge Mr. Zehr by a little after 8:00. “She’s a […]
CHILLIWACK, BC Despite what it appears in their Facebook photos, the H________ family of Chilliwack is so dysfunctional that they’ve only agreed to be interviewed if we protect their identity. “Yeah, you want to know […]
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