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“He’s a 10 but….” (Mennonite Version)
I’ve never been on TikTok. I barely know what it is. But, apparently, the entire purpose is to ask people how they’d rate other people on a scale of 1 to 10, yet. Like, my […]
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Area Resident Becomes First Mennonite Man Ever to Tell His Wife He Loves Her
LEAMINGTON, ON Area man Dick Froese made headlines throughout Leamington this week after he became the first Mennonite man ever to publicly express love for his own wife. “When we got married 40 years ago, […]
Unger Suspicion
Alberta Premier Calls Shirtless Dude at 7-11 “Most Persecuted Man in All of Human History”
EDMONTON, AB Local man Darryl Klassen of Edmonton, who was kicked out of a local 7-11 store this week for wearing nothing but a pair of gym shorts and a mullet, has been called “the […]
Unger & Thirst
Failure to Preheat the Oven Has Mennonite Family Scrambling for Chicken Chef
CARMAN, MB The Hiebert family of Carman were all raring up for their first non-illegal Thanksgiving dinner in three years, when Taunte Helen’s failure to preheat the oven caused such a long delay that they […]
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Uncouth Manitoban Carries Umbrella with Him All Over Abbotsford
ABBOTSFORD, BC Manitoba man Colin Hiebert stood out like a sore thumb on his recent trip to Abbotsford as he hauled his umbrella all over town, while the hearty locals were more than tolerant of […]