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Mennonite Tennis Fan Unaffected by Repetitive Head Turning

September 3, 2023 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY Andreas Siemens of Winkler, Manitoba was at the US Open this week where he became the very first fan to ever watch a full day of tennis without significant neck strain. “I’m […]

Unger & Thirst

Winnipeggers Vote for their Favourites During Annual “Le Roll Kuchen Week”

September 2, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB There were more than 180 participants in “Le Roll Kuchen” week this year, as eager Winnipeggers clamoured to try the best roll kuchens the city had to offer. “As expected, most of the […]

Headline Contest

Headline Contest #9 – Submit your hilarious headlines for this photo

September 1, 2023 Andrew

Oba! Time for another headline contest. Every once in a while The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected […]

Unger & Thirst

Farmer Sausage Added to Subway Meat Options

August 31, 2023 Andrew

KLEINFELD, SK Thousands of Mennonites have petitioned the Canadian government to intervene at Subway restaurants and provide meat options that match their particular palate. “I’m tired of being discriminated against with a lack of Mennonite […]

The Daily Bonnet

Manitoba to be Renamed Mennotoba

August 27, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB In a 7-2 decision this past week, the Supreme Court of Manitoba has voted to change the name of the province to Mennotoba … in honour of the Friesens. “There are more Friesens […]

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