In each photo below, identify the unexpected Bethlehem visitor.
Spot the Unwelcome Visitors in these Nativity Scenes
Unger Suspicion
Musk Tries Desperately to Squeeze Camel Through Eye of This Needle
STARBASE, TX Hours after becoming the world’s first trillionaire, Elon Musk was spotted desperately trying to squeeze his pet camel Jacob through the eye of Mrs. Siemens’s sewing needle. “I’m putting all my top engineers […]
Quizzes
Can We Guess Your Age? (For Mennonites)
You can’t really hide it. Those Botox injections are not fooling anyone. I have no idea how accurate this will be, but we’ve compiled some questions for Mennos that should be able to determine approximately […]
Unger Conviction
‘Reverse Lent’ Begins Today for Devout Mennonites
DALLAS, OR On Ash Wednesday, Mennonites across the world cease their regular practice of abstaining from anything pleasurable and instead take up a wide variety of unhealthy habits. Local woman Patricia Voth, 65, of the small […]