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Mennonite Kids Forced to Recite Poem in Order to Get Christmas Present

December 17, 2024 Andrew

ROSETOWN, MB Young Steven Froese of Rosetown found himself without a poem or Bible verse to share at the gathering this Christmas, which resulted in the six-year-old going home completely empty handed. “Ugh, I guess […]

The Daily Bonnet

Forklift Enlisted to Transport New Mennonite Book

June 13, 2025 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB A brand new volume edited by scholar Rob Zacharias will take its place on library shelves alongside Martyrs Mirror, The Complete Writing of Menno Simons and Royden Loewen’s Blumenort book as the longest […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Gather in Winnipeg to Decide which Writer to Excommunicate Next

June 12, 2025 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB While scholars and writers gather at Canadian Mennonite University this weekend for the 2025 Mennonite/s Writing Conference, another gathering is taking place across the city with an entirely different purpose. “Mennonite writers are […]

Unger Conviction

Area Man Supports “Biblical Marriage” By Obtaining 700 Wives and 300 Concubines

June 11, 2025 Andrew

AUGUSTA, GA Staunch “Biblical literalist” Dave Wright, 61, has finally accomplished his goal of living out the model of marriage as clearly established in the Bible. “I’ve been collecting wives over the past few years […]

Unger the Influence

Musk Steals Church Split Idea from Mennonites

June 10, 2025 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC After a highly publicized rift with the White House in recent weeks, Elon Musk has finally acknowledged the source of his schismatic idea. “As we all know, I’m not really an ideas man. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Top 10 Menno Lit Satire Articles

June 9, 2025 Andrew

This weekend at CMU is the tenth Mennonite/s Writing conference. I attended the last conference in Goshen in 2022 and I’m really looking forward to this year’s conference right here in Winnipeg once yet. So, […]

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