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Month: July 2026

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Surprises Abound on Taylor and Travis’s Guest List

July 4, 2026 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY There were plenty of surprises on the star-studded guest list at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding this week, including Dakota Johnson, Gigi Hadid, and several members of the local Amish community. […]

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Area Man Spends 10 Hours Trying to Figure Out Hotel Shower Controls

July 3, 2026 Andrew

MONTREAL, QC Area man Collin Penner has been in Montreal for the jazz fest since Saturday, but has spent the entire time just figuring out how to get the hot water going in his hotel […]

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Area Man Has No Idea His AI-Generated Poster is a Total Shit Show

July 2, 2026 Andrew

MITCHELL, MB Area man Dan Kehler proudly displayed his AI-generated poster this week, apparently completely oblivious to the fact it’s a total shit show. “Come one come all to the annual church potluck,” said Kehler. […]

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Canadians Accidentally Set Off Fireworks 3 Days Early

July 1, 2026 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC Residents of Sumas, Washington were completely baffled by the huge display of fireworks over the border in Abbotsford, BC this evening. “What are they doing? Practicing?” pondered Mrs. Schmidt of Sumas. “They had […]

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