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Month: August 2021

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Quiz Time: Would you win an election in southern Manitoba?

August 26, 2021 Andrew

With a federal election on the horizon, a lot of prospective candidates are trying to figure out their odds before taking the plunge. Want to run in southern Manitoba? Well, the Daily Bonnet has created […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Man Finally Finds an IPA that’s Not Too Bitter for Him

August 24, 2021 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Local man Garth Penner has been pressured by his buddies to drink something other than light lagers for years and has finally found an “IPA” suited to his tastes. “Got myself a Keith’s,” […]

Unger & Thirst

Medium Salsa Proves Far Too Spicy for Mennonite Man

August 23, 2021 Andrew

BRANDON, MB Local man Joel Wiebe of Rosenort was on his way to visit his cousins in Swift Current when he decided to stop by in Brandon for a bite of delicious Mexican food. Dazzled […]

Unger Suspicion

Toronto Man Arrested for Pronouncing the Second T

August 21, 2021 Andrew

TORONNO, ON A 31-year-old lifelong Toronno resident, Gord Dueck, has been arrested on charges of mispronouncing the city’s name and will appear in court later this week. “We’re a pretty tolerant and inclusive city, but […]

Unger Suspicion

CNN Pleads with Biden to Start a Few More Wars

August 20, 2021 Andrew

ATLANTA, GA CNN news anchors got down on their hands and knees this week begging President Joe Biden to at least “start another war in North Korea or something” to make up for his exit […]

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