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Month: May 2021

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Create Your Own Daily Bonnet Headline with the Daily Bonnet Headline Generator

May 9, 2021 Andrew

Inspired by the Just Plain Wrong podcast’s “Amish romance novel title generator‘ the Daily Bonnet has created our very own Headline Generator. Simply select your birth month, birth year, last digit of your telephone number, […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Scores Massive Haul of Northern Reflections Wolf Sweaters at MCC Store

May 8, 2021 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Eleanor Pankratz, 71, of Altona brought home the world’s largest collection of Northern Reflections wolf sweaters from her local MCC Store this week. “I’m beyond ecstatic,” said Pankratz, modelling a howling wolf sweatshirt […]

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Mennonite Woman Refunded Tuition After Graduating Bible School Single

May 7, 2021 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Samantha Peters, 22, was the lone unmarried graduate at Vankla Bible Institute this spring and, thus, was refunded her full tuition including the cost of textbooks. “Ugh, well, I guess I just wasted […]

The Daily Bonnet

Fact Check: Do Hex Signs on Pennsylvania Dutch Barns Mean the Owners are Swingers?

May 6, 2021 Andrew

For half a decade, the Daily Bonnet has brought you the most reliable information about Mennonites the Internet can provide. Well, starting this week, we’re introducing a new fact checking segment. There’s a lot of […]

The Daily Bonnet

Kitchener Man Finally Meets His Waterloo

May 5, 2021 Andrew

WATERLOO, ON Mr. Eby, 79, has been looking all over the Tri-City area for a suitable life partner after his wife Agnes died in 2008 and it seems that the Kitchener area man has finally […]

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