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Month: December 2020

Unger & Thirst

Shocking Display of Sobriety Shown at Office Christmas Party

December 26, 2020 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC Reports from the annual Christmas party of the law office of Dyck, Friesen, and Froese indicate that a shocking display of sobriety was demonstrated by almost all the employees. “It’s like this every […]

Quizzes

Real News or Daily Bonnet Quiz 2020

December 25, 2020 Andrew

Well, we can’t say that 2020 was boring, that’s for sure. However, with such an eventful year, it may be more difficult than usual to differentiate between the real news and satire. I’ve provided 20 […]

Unger & Thirst

Oma Toews Accidentally Uses Liquor Store Bags for the Tutes this Year

December 24, 2020 Andrew

MORDEN, MB Oma Penner had dozens of brown paper bags kicking around this year and decided to fill them with peanuts and drop them off at all her grandkid’s doorsteps. “Oba, looks like Oma’s been […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Wraps the Presents this Year

December 23, 2020 Andrew

FRESNO, CA Overwhelmed with all the gifts that needed wrapping this yer, Mrs. Janzen decided to recruit her husband Earl to pitch in. The decision, however, is one of the greatest regrets of her life. […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Man to Livestream Exclusive Performance of ‘The Nutcracker’

December 22, 2020 Andrew

CALGARY, AB Local man Jeremy Goerzen, 51, will be getting into his very best tights and giving a Covid-safe performance of The Nutcracker tonight at 7 pm. “I sure hope everyone tunes in to see […]

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