WINNIPEG, MB
Area plumber Dave Warkentin woke up really tired this morning due to the lack of time change.
“Ugh, it’s that time of year again where we don’t change the clocks,” said Warkentin. “I really hate what this lack of time change is doing to my body.”
Warkentin was sluggish all week, even making several errors at work.
“Yeah, I was pretty tired due to being on the exact same time as we were before,” said Warkentin. “Accidentally hooked up the toilet to the dishwasher. That was quite the mess.”
The lack of time change has caused problems across the province.
“I’m used to losing an hour of sleep this time of year,” said Melissa Peters of Carman. “Now I think my body is just not used to getting the proper amount of sleep.”
Officials from the government of Manitoba claim the real reason everyone’s so tired these days is because we’re all staying up late trying to fix all the time zone errors on our phones.
