Thanks, everyone, for a great year. I have some exciting (real) news in the coming weeks so stay tuned. In the meantime, here is some fake news for you. Here are the top 10 most read Unger Review articles of 2025. Click on the links to read the full articles.
10) Mennonite Man Seeks Wife to Stare at While She Does the Yardwork
9) Mennonite Man Suspected of Dancing After Being Scheduled for Hip Replacement
8) Mennonite Church Hires Coldplay to Help Spot the Sinners
7) Jonathan Toews Signs with Only Team that Knows How to Pronounce His Last Name Correctly
6) North Kildonan Residents Unimpressed with New Winnipeg Transit Network
5) Danielle Smith Adds Canadian Constitution to Alberta’s Banned Books List
4) Mennonite Farmer Hires Pierre Poilievre to Count His Chickens Before they’re Hatched
3) Reluctant Steinbachers Lured into Winnipeg with Lower Gas Prices
2) Niverville Residents Finally Free From Arduous Journey to Winnipeg McDonald’s
