The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

The Ultimate Pembina Valley Mennonite Quiz!

March 16, 2019 Andrew Quizzes

Well, so, oba, how much do you know abouts da Mannanates of da former West Reserve once? We’ll see now, won’t we yet? Okay, dan!

[os-widget path=”/dailybonnet/the-ultimate-pembina-valley-quiz”]

Wealthy Mennonites Bribe Their Way Into All the Best Sunday Schools
Mennonites Dump Gallons of Yerba Tea into Chicago River
  • altona
  • morden
  • trivia
  • west reserve
  • winkler

Related Articles

The Daily Bonnet

Highway 3 from Morden Makes Sharp Left Turn to Avoid Winkler

September 12, 2020 Andrew The Daily Bonnet

MORDEN, MB Instead of going straight into Winkler, Highway 3 makes an abrupt turn north just as it meets Highway 14. “Typical Mordeners, always scared of a little dose of church,” said Winkler resident Mr. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Winkler Sees Surge in ‘West Reserve Alienation’ After Election Results

October 24, 2019 Andrew The Daily Bonnet, Unger the Influence

WINKLER, MB Residents of the former Mennonite West Reserve (or Jantsied as it’s more commonly known) have become increasingly disenchanted with the state of politics at the present day. This feeling of alienation is so […]

Unger the Influence

Feds Announce New High-Speed Rail Line Between Morden and Winkler

February 19, 2025 Andrew Unger the Influence

MORDEN-WINKLER, MB Days before the upcoming election, the federal government has committed upwards of $80 billion to build a high-speed rail line in the five mile stretch between Morden and Winkler. “There will be stops […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • MCC Superfans Now Known as ‘Thrifties’
    November 30, 2024
  • Mexican Mennonite Purchases Snowmobile, Prays for White Christmas
    December 15, 2018
  • Rare Plautdietsch Dictionary Nets $2.3 Million at Sotheby’s Auction
    January 29, 2018
  • Entire City of Steinbach Stymied by Globe and Mail Paywall
    March 12, 2023
  • Andrew Scheer Hoping to Become Canada’s First Schekjbenjel Prime Minister
    September 30, 2019

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved