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Salt Lake City NHL Team Unveils New Uniforms

April 14, 2024 Andrew

SALT LAKE CITY, UT Just days after announcing that the struggling Arizona Coyotes would be relocating to Salt Lake City for next season, the Utah-based team has already unveiled their snazzy new uniforms. “We’ve got […]

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Mysterious Metal Monolith Appears in Front of Winkler Co-op

December 2, 2020 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Strange metallic objects have been popping up at significant sites across the world in the past few weeks. A shiny metal monolith in the parking lot by the Co-op in Winkler is the […]

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