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Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight

June 7, 2026 Andrew

NEWTON, KS The Third Mennonite Church of Newton, Kansas will be bringing in the crowds this week as they prepare to host their first ever UFC fight on the front lawn. “Come early and bring […]

Unger Games

Steinbach Man Confuses MMA for Some Sort of Mennonite Service Organization

December 16, 2023 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Area man Pete Redekop, 76, was curious to check out this brand new Mennonite service organization he just heard about called the MMA. “I tink they’ve got the MMA coming to the Smitty’s […]

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Gambler Wins Big By Betting on Mennonite UFC Fighter

September 2, 2020 Andrew

INDIANAPOLIS, IN Centuries of pent-up aggression have been released in UFC rings this season as the Yoders and other Mennonites seem to be totally dominating their opponents. “I know it seems counter-intuitive, but I’ve won […]

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