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Area Man Spends 5 Hours Trying to Find the End of a Roll of Tape

September 5, 2023 Andrew

HENDERSON, NE Area man Jim Friesen spent the good part of an afternoon this weekend trying to find the end of a roll of tape. “It was as smooth as an uncut watermelon,” explained Friesen. […]

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