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Jets Mesmerized By the Big City Sights and Sounds of St. Louis, Population 301,578

April 26, 2025 Andrew

ST. LOUIS, MO It’s long been known that professional athletes are highly susceptible to distractions while on the road. There’s no better example of this than the poor performance of the Winnipeg Jets, who are […]

Unger Suspicion

Winnipeg to Install Massive New “Gateway Arch” to Compete with St. Louis

March 16, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Tired of being an afterthought when it comes to the title of Gateway to the West, the Canadian city of Winnipeg has decided to erect a massive Gateway Arch of their own. “St. […]

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