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Mennonite Woman Shocked as Husband Finally Enters the Kitchen

January 29, 2024 Andrew

HILLSBORO, KS A hush fell through the crowd at the Hillsboro pickleball courts this week as Dave Penner, 61, entered the kitchen for the very first time in his life. “I was in tears,” said […]

Unger Games

Journalists Who Falsely Reported Ohtani Blue Jays Signing to Be Given Jobs at The Unger Review

December 9, 2023 Andrew

TORONTO, ON Millions of Canadian baseball fans have lost their faith in journalism this weekend after sportswriters falsely reported the signing of superstar Shohei Ohtani by the Toronto Blue Jays. “It’s like you can’t even […]

Unger Games

Mennonite Woman Invents New Sport, ‘Dill Pickleball’

November 8, 2023 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Not content to play regular pickleball like the Englishers, area woman Ruth Loeppky is hoping a little dill and a lot of love will revolutionize recreation options in southern Manitoba. “Mennonites consume more […]

Unger Games

Mennonite Tennis Fan Unaffected by Repetitive Head Turning

September 3, 2023 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY Andreas Siemens of Winkler, Manitoba was at the US Open this week where he became the very first fan to ever watch a full day of tennis without significant neck strain. “I’m […]

Unger Conviction

Lutheran Pastor Signs 1-Day Contract to Retire as a Mennonite

August 13, 2023 Andrew

FRIEDENSFELD, MB After a 15-year-career where he set nearly every record in the Evangelical Lutheran Church of Canada record book, Pastor David has shockingly decided to sign a 1-day contract to retire as a Mennonite. […]

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