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Unger Games

Steinbach Pistons to Face Blumenort Menno Knights

May 5, 2023 Andrew

BLUMENORT, MB They had to call in the backup crew at Centennial Arena in Steinbach this week to scoop up all the zoat that was knacked during the Steinbach Pistons’ Turnbull Cup victory party. It […]

Unger Suspicion

Hutterite Woman Rollerblades Her Way Into Mennonite Man’s Heart

July 19, 2018 Andrew

FRIENDLY ROAD COLONY, AB Miss Rebecca Kleinsasser of Friendly Road Colony caught the attention of bachelor Peter Wiebe at the Dairy Queen in Taber this week. Wiebe was particularly enamoured by Kleinsasser’s pink rollerblades and ability […]

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