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Gen Xer Super Proud of Himself After Managing to Stand for Entire Concert

February 3, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Area man Aaron Berg, 44, has been awarded the Medal of Valour after managing to stand the entire length of the Tom Morello concert last night. “I haven’t done this since the 90s,” […]

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