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Mennonite Man Completes Bathroom Renovation in Mere Decades

January 9, 2022 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON When the Baumans purchased a lovely bungalow in Kitchener in 1973, Ernie promised Lois that he’d have the bathroom renovated by their 50th wedding anniversary. Well, it seems Mr. Bauman is a full […]

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