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St. Catharines, Ontario to be Renamed Taunte Katherine’s

February 24, 2021 Andrew

TAUNTE KATHERINE’S, ON After having reached the required minimum threshold of resident Mennonite aunties, the city of St. Catharines has voted to officially change its name to Taunte Katherine’s effective the first of the month. […]

Unger & Thirst

Niagara Mennonites Vote to Im-Peach Pastor Dave

February 8, 2021 Andrew

ST. CATHARINES, ON While Mennonites in other parts of the world commission new pastors through ordination, laying on of hands, or rebaptizing the ones who didn’t get it done properly, the Mennonites of the Niagara […]

Unger Suspicion

‘Maid of the Mist’ Relocates to Pisew Falls

August 5, 2020 Andrew

THOMPSON, MB Thousands of tourists in raincoats have taken the 6 up to Pisew Falls this week for their chance to ride the ‘Maid of the Mist.’ “Diewel, it was a long drive. Knacked nearly […]

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