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New York Girl Longs for a Life in Steinbach

June 18, 2019 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY 16-year-old Nicole, who has lived her entire life in the bustling heart of East Village in Manhattan, recently heard about this small town called Steinbach, which immediately spurred her imagination. “Sometimes I […]

Unger Suspicion

Jets Fans Toss Amish Hats onto the Ice to Celebrate Patrik Laine’s Hat Trick

March 7, 2018 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY There were more than a few Winnipeg Jets fans at Madison Square Gardens last night to witness the young Finnish superstar, and wanna-Anabaptist, Patrik Laine score three goals against the lowly Rangers. […]

Unger Suspicion

‘Trump’-Branded Buildings Soar in Value After Being Renamed in Honour of Mennonite Martyrs

November 16, 2016 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY Residents of many Trump-branded buildings across the continent have sought to have their residences re-named after the controversial leader was elected President last week. Instead of ‘Trump Tower’ or ‘Trump Place,’ many […]

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