Quizzes
Mennonite Hymn or Hippie Anthem?
So, here’s a challenging quiz for you! We’ve taken lyrics from the General Conference Mennonite hymnal of 1940 and we’ve also taken lyrics from the hippie era of the late 60s and early 70s. Your […]
music
Unger Suspicion
School Children in Waterloo, Ontario Required to Sing ABBA Song Every Morning
WATERLOO, ON Starting this fall, hundreds of students in Waterloo, Ontario have been singing a new anthem each morning at 9 o’clock. “First we take attendance and do the announcements, then the kids stand up […]
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonites Flock to Get their Hands on $65 Elton John T-Shirts
WINNIPEG, MB Mennonites were crowding the hallways at the Bell MTS Place last night to get their hands on some $65 Elton John T-Shirts. “Oba, yo! Oh, look, a hoodie for $125 and for just […]
Unger Conviction
Mennonite Church Discards Hymnals Because No One Can Read Music Anymore
NEWTON, KS The Second Mennonite Church of Newton, Kansas has decided to ditch their hymnals after it was discovered that not a single person in the congregation could read sheet music anymore. “Oh, sure, Mrs. […]
The Daily Bonnet
Funk and Reimer Team Up on New Pop Album
SOMMERFELD, MB ’70s disco sensation Peter Funk and late ’80s gangsta rap star Dick Reimer have joined forces to create a pop music tour de force. The new group called Dick Reimer and the P. […]