The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

miriam toews

Unger Suspicion

Oscar Red Carpet Replaced with Mennonite Quilt

March 16, 2023 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA Things were a little different at the 95th annual Academy Awards this year, as the signature red carpet was replaced with a massive Mennonite quilt made by the quilting bee ladies at the […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Shocked as Oscar Announcer Pronounces ‘Toews’ Correctly

March 14, 2023 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA The most shocking moment in Sunday’s Oscar broadcast was not a slap or an errant envelope, but the fact that the Oscar folks pronounced ‘Toews’ correctly. “Oh, great, here it comes. He’s going […]

Unger & Thirst

Delicious Rhubarb Platz Found in Sarah Polley’s Oscar Gift Bag

March 13, 2023 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA Although no one is quite sure how it got in there, cast and crew of the Oscar winning film Women Talking found a delicious tray of platz in each of their Oscar gift bags […]

The Daily Bonnet

Entire City of Steinbach Stymied by Globe and Mail Paywall

March 12, 2023 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Moments after learning the city had made national news yet again, thousands of Steinbachers clamoured to find out what was said about them. “Ugh. Paywall. Typical,” said Mrs. Plett, who was attempting to […]

The Daily Bonnet

5 Satirical Articles About Miriam Toews

March 1, 2023 Andrew

At The Unger Review, we’re huge fans of the brilliant novelist Miriam Toews. Her insightful, important, and, at times, hilarious novels have had a great impact on my writing. Women Talking, Sarah Polley’s Oscar-nominated adaptation […]

Posts pagination

« 1 2 3 … 5 »
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mr. Toews Realizes He’s Been Saying His Own Name Wrong This Whole Time
    May 18, 2022
  • Man Unleashes String of Profanity After Being Served Roll Kuchen Without Corn Syrup
    August 16, 2016
  • In Honour of Blue Jays, Mennonite Pastor to Preach Epic 18-Inning Sermon this Sunday
    October 28, 2025
  • No Picture
    Thrift Store Runs Out of Speedos as Temperatures Soar this January
    January 31, 2024
  • Mennonites Finally Have their Own Section at the Bookstore
    September 12, 2024

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved