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The Daily Bonnet

Winkler Man Insists on Placing Lawn Chair in Front Yard

June 17, 2019 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Local man Jakob Kornelsen, 43, thought it was a fabulously grand idea to put his brand new cheap ass lawn chair in the front yard where he could watch the neighbours. “I knack […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Mows Lawn Only Slightly More Frequently than He Shaves

August 1, 2018 Andrew

NORTH NEWTON, KS After years of pestering from his wife Frida, local man Ben Wiebe of North Newton finally broke down and shaved his face this afternoon. The lawn, however, was left at a record […]

The Daily Bonnet

Man Sparks Family Feud After Mowing His Lawn on a Sunday

September 28, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Local man William ‘Devil Anse’ Friesen incited the wrath of the neighbouring Loewen family after mowing his lawn on a lovely Sunday afternoon. “Us Loewens never did like those Friesens,” said family matriarch and […]

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