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Unger & Thirst

Local KFC Sees 50% Reduction in Diarrhea After Getting Rid of Taco Bell

July 13, 2023 Andrew

ELKHART, IN Students at Anabaptist Mennonite Theological Seminary in Elkhart have reported a significant reduction in diarrhea cases this semester after the local KFC kicked out the adjoining Taco Bell. “Quite frankly, it’s a relief,” […]

The Daily Bonnet

Kildonan Fellowship Church Opens New Location in Winnipeg

May 1, 2023 Andrew

NORTH KILDONAN, MB A brand new Kildonan Fellowship Church location has opened in Winnipeg this week and locals are really excited to try it out. “It’s really awesome to see Kildonan Fellowship Church branching out […]

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