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Winnipeg Woman Hosts Lovely Housewarming Party for Area Ladybugs

October 3, 2021 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Sandra Berg of North Kildonan invited a swarm of more than a thousand ladybugs into her home this weekend for a lovely get-together. “They came in through a crack in the windowsill,” said […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Pastor Unfazed by Fly on Her Face the Entire Service

October 8, 2020 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK Pastor Rebecca Engbrecht, 43, of North Saskatoon Mennonite Church preached through the entire Book of Lamentations this past Sunday without even noticing there was a fly on her forehead the entire time. “Wow, […]

The Daily Bonnet

Murder Hornets Not Nearly So Scary When You Call them ‘Mord wille Bie’

May 11, 2020 Andrew

YARROW, BC In an effort to get everyone to chill a little, local officials have started referring to the notorious murder hornets by their Plautdietsch name, which is seen to be more hilarious than scary. […]

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