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Mennonite Grandma Arrested for Force-Feeding Unsuspecting Grandson

October 29, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Mennonite grandmother Betsy Petkau, 63, was arrested this week after using her charm and persistence to convince her twenty-year-old grandson Jeff to eat an entire roast chicken and two gallons of potato salad. […]

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