Unger Conviction
Mennonite Man Confesses to Voting NDP
REINLAND, MB Local man and former church deacon Mr. Rempel was forced to go up in front of his congregation this week and apologize after it was discovered he had voted NDP in two of […]
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Unger Suspicion
Trudeau to Teach Ethics Class at Local Community College this Fall
ST. CATHARINES, ON Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has just been hired to a teach a 3 credit hour Ethics course at a local community college this fall. “It’s a historical survey of ethics from […]
The Daily Bonnet
New Vertical Money Confuses Mennonite Man
NIVERVILLE, MB Mr. Wiens of Niverville has recently started a campaign to get the new ten dollar bills “put back the right way” after, for the life of him, he just couldn’t figure out how […]
Unger Suspicion
Manitoba Government Replaces All Winnipeg Emergency Rooms With This One Bungalow in Transcona
WINNIPEG, MB The provincial government recently announced an exciting new plan to shut down all Winnipeg emergency rooms and move them to this old “fixer-upper” they found in Transcona. “Let me tell you, this bungalow […]
Unger Suspicion
Embarrassed Manitoba Premier Seeks Treatment for Premature Election
WINNIPEG, MB Yes, men, it happens to everybody. Even the Premier of Manitoba. Once thought to have the “strength and stamina of a mule,” this week Premier Pallister suffered an embarrassing bout of premature election. […]