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Goshen College to Open New ‘Bad Library’ Right Next to the Good Library

November 14, 2022 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN A new addition is in the works on the picturesque campus of Goshen College – the highly anticipated Bad Library. “You know for years we’ve had the Good Library, but there was no […]

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Mennonite Writer Stuck in Goshen After Missing Last Buggy Out of Town

October 3, 2022 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN The population of Goshen, Indiana soared to 34,518 this weekend, a full one person higher than the 2020 census, after Mennonite/s Writing conference attendee Andrew Unger lost track of time and missed the […]

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