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Unger Suspicion

Mennonite Swifties to Exchange ‘Frintschoft’ Bracelets this Weekend

November 16, 2024 Andrew

TORONTO, ON Dozens of Mennonite Swifties have defied church orders and travelled from as far away as Aylmer and Leamington to attend a Taylor Swift concert in Toronto this weekend. “I’m going to hear about […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Calls Mother-in-Law “Hey You” to Avoid Calling Her “Mom”

February 26, 2024 Andrew

ALTONA, MB For more than fifteen years, area man Steve Plett, 37, has awkwardly navigated the strange terrain of just what the heck to call his mother-in-law. “When Jess and I got married, my mother-in-law […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Love New Game Show ‘Frintschoft Feud’

November 19, 2023 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC Ratings were through the roof this week after the Hieberts of Abbotsford appeared on the popular Family Feud game show. The appearance was so successful that the show’s producers have decided to create […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Man Caught Skipping Family Gathering to Hang Out at The Public

August 12, 2023 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Dave Isaac of Yarrow, BC drove all the way out to southern Manitoba this week for the bi-annual Isaac Gathering, but wound up spending the entire weekend at The Public Brewhouse and Gallery […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Couple Prefers to be Three Hours Early Rather than Three Minutes Late

December 20, 2021 Andrew

ALTONA, MB The Schellenbergs of Landmark set off on a journey to Altona this weekend to visit the Wiebes and naturally they decided to be a full three hours early. “It’s an hour’s drive and we […]

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