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‘What Church Do You Go To?’ Declared Official Steinbach Greeting

December 20, 2017 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB On the quaint streets of the beautiful, growing Mennonite city of Steinbach, Manitoba, many residents still greet strangers with “what church do you go to?” as if it’s the most normal question in […]

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Local Couple is Pretty Sure ‘Love Your Neighbour’ Isn’t Literal

September 16, 2016 Andrew

NEUENDORF, MB Empty nesters, Jeff and Nicole Klassen, are certain that the ‘neighbour’ referred to by Jesus is, like, way on the other side of the world and not the nosy spinster next door. “I like […]

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