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Long Lost Cousin Goes Up During Freiwilliges and Ruins the Whole Thing

July 17, 2019 Andrew

WINKLER, MB When Grandma Enns passed away this week dozens of long lost cousins made an appearance at the Winkler MBEMC church. One such person was Peter Enns, 41, who hadn’t been seen in years […]

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