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Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Discovers $1,000,000 in Deceased Grandma’s Margarine Containers

July 8, 2017 Andrew

WALDHEIM, SK Area woman Rebecca Rempel was helping to clean up her recently deceased grandmother’s house, when she made a discovery that changed the course of her life forever. On the upper floor of Grandma Rempel’s […]

Unger Suspicion

2016 Takes Yet Another Celebrity Grandma’s Never Heard Of

December 29, 2016 Andrew

ROSETOWN, MB 2016 was quite the year for deaths of famous people that Grandma Wiebe, 88, of Rosetown, “has just never heard of.”  From David Bowie and Prince, to Leonard Cohen and Carrie Fisher, literally dozens of […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Recalls Traumatic ‘Near-Dance Experience’

November 29, 2016 Andrew

DALMENY, SK Area woman and budding writer Bertha Froese has published a new memoir entitled ‘Dancing is For Real’ which recounts her horrific near-dance experience in the summer of 2012. “There I was at my […]

The Daily Bonnet

Winkler Man Discovers He’s Dead from the Funeral Announcements

September 29, 2016 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Local man Sam W. Buhler of Winker has listened to the funeral announcements on the local Plautdietsch radio station for the past twenty years, but never did he expect that he would hear his […]

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