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Petition Calls for Entire State of Minnesota to Join Canada

January 7, 2019 Andrew

ST. PAUL, MN Already at more than 7,000 signatures, a binding online petition, will see the entire state of Minnesota join its neighbour to the north when it reaches the 10,000 signature threshold. “I’ve always […]

The Daily Bonnet

The Daily Bonnet Announces the Worst Contest Ever!

September 27, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Like and share this post to be entered into a draw for a used copy of Danny Orlis Goes to School that the Daily Bonnet purchased for $0.25 from the Steinbach MCC store. The […]

The Daily Bonnet

Grandma Still Thinks ‘Danny Orlis’ Books Make Great Birthday Presents

September 27, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Local grandmother Eleanor Loewen, 77, is the last person on earth who still insists on gifting her grandkids Danny Orlis books every single birthday.  The series by Bernard Palmer features a godly and wholesome […]

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