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Mennonite Woman Accidentally Sports Hip Cottagecore Outfit

March 9, 2023 Andrew

TORONTO, ON Mrs. Janzen of Leamington was in the big city this week to covertly watch Women Talking, where her super fashionable attire drew more attention than she had anticipated. “Apparently I’m ‘cottagecore,’” said Janzen, sporting a […]

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