LEAMINGTON, ON Thousands of angry anti-pantsers invaded Leamington this week and decided to dine at local restaurants without sporting any bottoms whatsoever. “I’ve never had to use so much Lysol in all my life,” said […]
NORTH KILDONAN, MB There was much rejoicing in North Kildonan this week after the province announced plans to allow fully vaccinated Mennonites to walk around with their ankles exposed. “Oba, it’ll be such a relief,” […]
WASHINGTON, DC In a press conference at the White House today President Joe Biden announced that starting next week fully-vaccinated Mennonites will be allowed to remove their bonnets in all public places. “And the men […]
ALTONA, MB Eleanor Pankratz, 71, of Altona brought home the world’s largest collection of Northern Reflections wolf sweaters from her local MCC Store this week. “I’m beyond ecstatic,” said Pankratz, modelling a howling wolf sweatshirt […]
Ahh, yes, underwear shopping, every Mennonite man’s biggest fear. Well, fear no more, the Daily Bonnet has created this handy guide that will make underwear shopping as painless as possible. Just follow these step-by-step instructions […]
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