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The 12 Days of Mennonite Christmas

December 25, 2021 Andrew

Decades ago Mennonites came under the influence of two great Presbyterian ministers, Bob and Doug McKenzie, who initiated the long-standing tradition of soberly updating the lyrics to the 12 Days of Christmas. And, thus, after […]

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Confused Mennonite Grandma Sings Men’s Part on ‘Joy to the World’

December 20, 2016 Andrew

BLUMENORT, MB A well-meaning but slightly disoriented Mennonite woman accidentally sang the men’s part during a Christmas caroling event this past week. “I’m really sorry,” said Mrs. Giesbrecht, 84, of Blumenort. “I’ve sung that song […]

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