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Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend Goes as Zach Collaros for Halloween

November 1, 2024 Andrew

KANSAS CITY, MO Though no one’s quite sure why, for some reason Taylor Swift’s boyfriend decided to dress up like Winnipeg Blue Bombers quarterback Zach Collaros for Halloween this year. “I’m flattered,” said Collaros. “It […]

Unger & Thirst

Chips Blamed for Kicker’s Accuracy Problems

June 7, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB The Canadian Football League announced big changes this afternoon after an abysmal performance by Blue Bombers kicker Sergio Castillo last night that was attributed to the presence of chips in the area. “From […]

Unger Games

Winnipeg Kids Excited for New ‘Princess Elsa Stadium’

January 25, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Children all over the Winnipeg metro area (so, like, umm, Winnipeg plus Niverville or something) were super excited about the announcement of the new Princess Elsa Stadium. “They’re losing sleep over it,” said […]

Unger Games

Canadian Swifties Demand Taylor Date at Least One CFL Star

September 25, 2023 Andrew

TORONTO, ON After word got out that Taylor Swift was dating NFL star Travis Kelce, north-of-the-border Swifties are demanding that she “stop ignoring our league.” “What has she got against Canadian football? There’s a lot […]

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NFL Announces New Gruelling 162-Game Schedule

September 19, 2023 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY In an effort to increase revenues and compete with baseball, starting next season the National Football League will be expanding it’s season to a full 162 games. “I’m not sure how we […]

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