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Mysterious Formations Appear on Church Parking Lot Overnight

August 27, 2020 Andrew

TABER, AB Pastor Dave pulled up onto the lot this morning for his marriage counselling sessions with the Thiessens only to find that the entire lot was covered with mysterious black circles and the whole […]

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