MITCHELL, MB
Pesticide manufacture Roundup has just announced a new product specifically designed to get rid of those pesky election signs in your yard.
“We’re really excited to bring this new product to the market,” said CEO Bill Anderson. “You won’t have to worry about those unsightly signs anymore.”
The product is already for sale at Walmart and behind lock and key at Canadian Tire.
“I’ve been spraying it all over the yard already,” said local mom Angie Plett, “and not a single sign has appeared. It even dissolved several e-scooters that were left out on my front lawn.”
The product works very fast, with an election sign dissolving in under five minutes.
“You just spray it on and watch it disintegrate,” said Plett. “It’s really going to make election season a lot easier to handle.”
The RM of Hanover is asking residents to stay inside on the Saturday after the election as they will be spraying the new product all over the municipality from an airplane.
