The Daily Bonnet
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Lady Calls Into ‘Trading Post’ Every Day for Thirty Years
STEINBACH, MB Area woman Mrs. L. Brandt has been trying to get rid of her old ironing board on the radio Trading Post for the past three decades. “I haven’t missed a Trading Post since the […]
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More than a Dozen Friesens Found Frozen in Friedensruh
FRIEDENSRUH, MB Well, it finally happened! The Friesens of Friedensruh were found frozen just outside the family farm this Friday. According to forensics, the Friesens have been frozen since Fall, but thanks to rising temperatures […]
Unger Suspicion
Local Mom Sentenced to Three Years Watching ‘Peppa Pig’
WINNIPEG, MB As punishment for who the heck knows what, a Manitoba judge has sentenced local mom Samantha Hiebert to three years watching the world’s most annoying show Peppa Pig with her daughter Amy. “I’m […]
Quizzes
What is your favourite Russian Mennonite food?
Yesterday, we asked which Russian Mennonite foods you had tried. The top ten most common were: 1) Vereniki 2) Dill Pickles 3) Formavorscht 4) Cabbage Borscht 5) Roll Kuchen 6) Cold Cuts 7) Whipped Cream/Jell-O […]