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Impromptu Worship Service Breaks Out in Hobby Lobby

June 13, 2018 Andrew

GRAND FORKS, ND More than three hundred shoppers spontaneously broke out into song last Saturday at the Hobby Lobby in Grand Forks. “I was just minding my own business looking at the wide array of […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Word Search Puzzle Solution

June 12, 2018 Andrew

Oba, so the puzzle was a little challenging and you had to check the solution.  Well, here it is!  

The Daily Bonnet

New Horse-and-Buggy Dealership Opens in ‘Automobile City’

June 10, 2018 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB There was a time when Steinbach was so conservative that springs in the carriage seat were considered worldly and the railway was moved 8 miles out of town so the sinners couldn’t get […]

Unger Conviction

Why All Mennonite Families Hold Hands While Praying

June 10, 2018 Andrew

Catholics make the sign of the cross, Baptists kneel by their bedsides, and Pentecostals speak in tongues. But when it comes to prayer, Mennonites distinguish themselves by grasping firmly to the sweaty hand of the […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Permanently Stuck in Downward Dog

June 9, 2018 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC Local woman and novice yoga practitioner Sarah Martens, 31, was unable to get herself out of the downward dog position at class last week. After an hour of trying to maneuver herself into […]

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