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La Crete Couple Spends Wild Weekend in High Level

March 30, 2026 Andrew

HIGH LEVEL, AB It was an unexpectedly wild weekend for the Driedgers of La Crete, who decided to spend a couple days up in High Level. “Jauma, this place is Sin City,” said Mrs. Driedger. […]

Unger Suspicion

Winnipeg Construction Crews Busy Installing Fresh New Potholes

March 29, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB It’s that time of year again. Construction crews are out in earnest this week trying to keep up with the demand for new 2025 potholes. “It’s a lot of work,” said veteran road […]

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Mennonite Church Shuns Snowman For Being ‘Immodestly Dressed’

March 27, 2026 Andrew

PASTWA, MB A local snowman was shunned this week for setting a bad example for the young people of the congregation by dressing immodestly. “There he is out in the yard without any clothes on yet,” […]

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Mennonite Man Cancels Netflix Over Lack of Fishing Shows

March 25, 2026 Andrew

INWOOD, MB Area man Steve Driedger was under the mistaken impression that something called “Net Flix” would include a lot of fishing shows. “But alas, poor Yorick, there was nuscht,” said Driedger. “All it is […]

Unger Suspicion

Manitoba to Remove PST on Honey Dill Sauce, Premier Says

March 24, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB There will be a major reduction on cost-of-living in Manitoba this week after Premier Wab Kinew announced they would no longer be charging PST on honey dill sauce. “On all groceries, actually,” said […]

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