The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

Unger Conviction

North Kildonan Gets its Own Area Code

March 22, 2022 Andrew

NORTH KILDONAN, MB Manitoba is about to get its third area code. Starting next month, all residents of the Mennonite enclave of North Kildonan will be given the area code 606, “just to make it […]

The Daily Bonnet

Nah Yo-dle is Real and its Spectacular!

March 21, 2022 Andrew

Move over Wordle – there’s a new Mennonite game in town. Nah Yo-dle has taken the Mennonite Internet by storm. We stopped by at the EMC Squared Church lobby in Schteinback to get the word […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Enters Guinness Book of Records for Rapid Meat Canning

March 20, 2022 Andrew

SMOKETOWN, PA Mrs. Sarah Glatfelter of Smoketown, Pennsylvania has entered the Guinness Book of Records after canning more than 100 cans of meat for MCC within just one hour. “I’ve never seen a Mennonite can […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Diagnosed with Gas Problem

March 19, 2022 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON Local graphic designer and amateur Mennonite historian Dale Kehler of Leamington has been diagnosed with a severe gas problem this afternoon. “Oh, gosh, oh I’m so sorry. Excuse me,” said Kehler. “It’s almost […]

Unger Suspicion

Justin Trudeau Among 313 Canadians Banned from “Going Anywhere Near Alberta”

March 18, 2022 Andrew

EDMONTON, AB Justin Trudeau was at the top of a list of 313 Canadians banned from going “within a hundred kilometers” of Alberta. “We don’t want him wearing a Flames jersey either,” said Calgary man […]

Posts pagination

« 1 … 266 267 268 … 732 »
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Canadians Gorge on Turkey While Millions of Americans Starve
    October 10, 2016
  • Winnipeg Man to Host Grey Cup Party and Cheer for Nobody
    November 16, 2025
  • Mennonite Man Can’t Remember Where He Parked His Winter Coat
    January 15, 2023
  • Mennonite Man Sucks Down Fifty Sugar Cubes During Funeral Reception
    June 2, 2019
  • Dating Couple Finds Convenient Loophole in Purity Pledge
    March 27, 2018

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved