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Midterm ‘Red Wave’ Turns Out To Be Nothing But Farmer Sausage

November 11, 2022 Andrew

TOPEKA, KS Desperate for a narrative that would prove their analysis correct, dozens of political pundits are now saying that the “red wave” they’d been predicting for weeks was actually nothing more than a huge […]

Unger Suspicion

“No, thanks!” Don Plett Rejects Ryan Reynolds’ Offer to Purchase Ottawa Senators

November 9, 2022 Andrew

LANDMARK, MB Rumours have swirled for weeks that Hollywood actor Ryan Reynolds is attempting to buy up all the Ottawa senators, but at least one member of the upper house objects to the plan. “I’m […]

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Mennonite Man Becomes First to Get Blue Checkmark on Genealogy Website

November 8, 2022 Andrew

LAWRENCE, KS Daily Bonnet author Andrew Unger has recently become the first person ever to get a blue checkmark certification on Mennonite genealogy website GRanDMA OnLine. “Currently there are 673 Andrew Ungers on this website, […]

Unger & Thirst

Canadian Mennonite Travels All the Way to Belize Just for the Ice Cream

November 7, 2022 Andrew

SPANISH LOOKOUT, BELIZE Winkler man Pete Fehr was on a quest this fall for the world’s best ice cream and had to travel 5000 kms south to find it. “Spanish Lookout, here I come,” proclaimed […]

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Mennonite Man Still Trying to Figure Out How to Change the Time on His VCR

November 6, 2022 Andrew

NIAGARA-ON-THE-LAKE, ON Mr. James Stobbe of Niagara-on-the-Lake began his quest to change the time on his VCR back in 1987 and 35 years later he still has not quite figured it out. “Ugh, I remember […]

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