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Headline Contest

Mennonite Couple Swims in Dead Sea, ‘Not Salty Enough’ Complains Husband (Headline Contest #1 Winner)

February 1, 2023 Andrew

Congrats to Nate Sawtazky, headline contest winner for this week! Esach week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Starts GoFundMe to Pay for Tips at Chicken Chef

January 31, 2023 Andrew

SCHTAINBACK, MB Area man Timothy Thiessen, 37, has just launched a new GoFundMe campaign to help pay for the more than $75,000 he owes to the serving staff at local restaurants. “I’ve haven’t tipped since […]

Unger Games

Limited Edition Dutch Blitz Set to Come Prepackaged with First Aid Kit

January 30, 2023 Andrew

HARRISONBURG, VA A new limited run of special Dutch Blitz sets will come prepackaged with bandages, sterile dressings, gauze, and antiseptic wipes. “It’s about time my Dutch Blitz cards came with a first aid kit,” […]

Unger Suspicion

A Review of Various Ungers

January 29, 2023 Andrew

Here at The Unger Review we are dedicated to living up to our name. And what better way to do that than to offer a review of a number of notable Ungers. Our Unger critics […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Couple Sits Through 3.5 Hours of Avatar But Can’t Handle 20 Minute Sermon

January 28, 2023 Andrew

FRESNO, CA On Saturday night, the Toewses of Fresno sat in a dark theatre for 3.5 hours with no intermission or pee break, but could not handle Pastor Dave’s quick 20 minute sermon the next […]

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