Mennonite Dating Site Guarantees a Menno Match!

The folks at Mennodate use sophisticated algorithms to guarantee a suitable match. All you have to do is answer a few simple questions and you’ll find love in no time. Here’s a sample of some of the questions!

1. I am interested in:
   1. Mennonite men
   2. Mennonite women
   3. Heathens
2. I am willing to date:
   1. Reimers
   2. Penners
   3. Friesens
   4. All of the above
3. My level of education is:
   1. Grade 1-3
   2. Grade 4-6
   3. Grade 7 or up
4. My greatest skill is:
   1. pitching hay
   2. kneading dough
   3. preaching
5. Where are you from?
   1. Yantsied
   2. Ditsied
   3. Scratching River Colony
6. What church do you go to?
   1.  MC
   2. EMC
   3. EMMC
   4. EMMMC
   5. EMMMMC
   6. EMMMMMC
7. How were you baptized?
   1.  Pouring
   2. Dunking
   3. A little of both
8. What does your father do for a living?
   1.  Preacher
   2. Farmer
   3. Used Car Salesman
9. How many kids do you want to have?
   1.  10-15
   2. 15-20
   3. 20+
10. Which Mennonite celebrity do you find the most attractive?
    1. Pastor Jim
    2. The woman who leads worship on Sundays
    3. Mrs. Kliewer